Month: January 2022 | Page 2

Girlfriend in a Coma (See Jane Tire)

I’m so exhausted from this weekend. Not only did I have both of my sisters in town, but it was also the St. Paddy’s weekend celebration, which is huge here in Chicago. Seriously…they might take it a bit too far: Ah, the mighty Chicago River in a lovely couleur verte. St. Patrick’s Weekend in Chicago […]

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Le Printemps (See Jane Come Out of Hibernation)

Spring is in the air, mes amies. Time to shed your layers and show some skin. If you’re anything like me, you took one look at your legs as you stepped out of the shower this morning and shrieked. Just call me Powder. After on I apply some much needed self tanner, then I will […]

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Urban Cowgirl (See Jane Giddyup)

I started riding horses when I was 5 years old. My dad and brother built a barn together and the next thing I knew, my dad was leading our new horse Jewel into her stall. I continued to ride until I was 16, which is when I sold my last horse. That’s right, I’m a […]

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Lazy Sunday (See Jane Sit)

I travel a lot for work, but this month the career gods must be smiling upon me because I get to work from Chicago for all of March. This month, I get to act like a real-life Chicagoan, rather than be mistaken for a United flight attendant who always has a carry-own suitcase in tow […]

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Hype (See Jane Diss)

Hype: derived from the Latin word “Hypehamous,” which means to build something up only to be completely disappointed. Just kidding. I haven’t the slightest idea where the term “hype” came from. What I DO know is that there is a ton of hype in this crazy world we live in. It seems as if every […]

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Routines (See Jane With Acne)

Skincare was never a concern of mine until recently. Although I was never addicted to tanning, my sole concern was rougeoyer and to maintain that glow. I sashayed through college, blemish-free, using Oil of Olay face wash that I picked up at the local Kroger. Sometimes (ok, often), I would sleep with my make-up on. […]

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